Because You Missed It

Because you missed it, a classic from the early days of streaming on the internet. If you haven’t seen this video yet, I’M CALLING THE POLICE!!! BECAUSE YOU’RE AN ILLEGAL INTERNET USER!!! So solve your legal troubles and watch this 4 minutes of comic gold and reminisce about the days of yore and getting yelled at by crazy adults for doing whatever it was you were doing, that maybe you shouldn’t have been doing. Ahh to be yelled at and chased out by rent-a-cops again, such simple days, anyway stop reminiscing and get watching.

Crazy lady screaming at skateboarders? (by mightymightypecs)

Yes after neglecting this for 4 months I’m returning or at least going to attempt to be much more active. No promises, especially now that weather is getting nicer and what loser wants to sit on the internet all day and night when it’s so nice out and outdoor drinking is kicking into full gear, I mean except those cool people who take the few minutes to read this Tumblr and watch the videos posted. So enjoy an occasional post and then (if of legal age, because I can’t publicly advocate underage drinking) grab something cold of the alcoholic persuasion and go out and enjoy the weather, depending on your locality of drinking don’t forget the brown bag or whatever it is that you use to cover up your public drinking.

Because you missed it while you were stuffing your face off the dollar menu, these fine upstanding citizens were eating off the, until now, unknown million dollar menu at the Golden Arches. So grab some lobster and some sweet and sour sauce, and dig into this hot new track that says fuck you dollar menu, give me the million dollar menu (perhaps because hyperinflation, who knows).

BUCKWHEAT GROATS - Million Dollar Menu (by TheGroatsOfBuckwheat)

Because you missed it, make sure you write this one down AfuckinSAP. Unless you wanna disrespect and then we can take this outside Tumblr and rumble. Tread lightly as you watch worlds collide; a hot head and a cool head.

Because you missed it, wake up at 4PM on the weekend, but still want to indulge in a little brunch action, I present to you Brunchables. Take a look at this newest product from the Oscar Mayer Brooklyn headquarters.

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Because you missed it, check in on how the Fresh Prince is doing, not so well, I guess Men In Black III isn’t paying that well and Jaden’s acting is more community theater caliber than silver screen. So kick your mom off the computer for 3 mins to watch this lovingly made recreation of the open to the Fresh Prince.

SHAD - The Old Prince Still Lives At Home (by thefacultyof)

Because you missed it, Wal-Mart now offers more than just rock bottom prices these days, lessons in booty shaking. Head over to your nearest WALLLLY WALLLY WORLD and blast this from your smartphone as you shop for those booty shakingly low prices.

Mr. Ghetto - Walmart (Joe With Da Dreads Mixx 2011) OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO w/ DOWNLOAD LINK (by weatheman09)

Because you missed it, you probably had a plan to watch this, then something hit you. Take a musical dive into Tyson’s conscious mind and wonder what goes on in the subconscious and whether the man is crazy or a crazy genius. 

Mike Tyson Quotes: The Song (by JustDaveMusic)

Because you missed it, one of the most likable videos on the internet. So go ahead and like MAH STATUS IF YOU HAVE A TUMBLR, like this Tumblr, but you should like this Tumblr just to like this Tumblr, because you like this Tumblr.

LIKE MAH STATUS. (by MilesJaiProductions)

Because you missed it, the most rigorous transsexual from the Lower East Side. Will you take Maurica out to a nice bed bug bar and make her say wapa? Check out all 4 Love Match videos.

Love Match: Maurica I (by ditchfilms)